Tag Archives: 1999

Internet Radio Play: Final Fantasy Tactics

Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics

Like I was saying last time, for a while I was involved in internet radio plays. I was so excited about the idea of them that I actually started up my own. I was going to produce a Final Fantasy Tactics play. It was going to be epic.  I got all the lines recorded by people, I got them sent in, I mixed a couple of scenes, and then… nothing. Ran out of interest and time.  It’s the first big project I ever started (first of many). It’s also the first big project I never finished (first of many).

The most upsetting part of the thing is that I don’t think I even have the files anymore, so I can’t pick it up now. If I DO have the files, they’re on a 10 year old CD in my damp basement in Canada. Chances of those still working? Nil. 🙁

Anyway, let’s enjoying what I DID make.

The first scene, and the opening credits:

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/000-FFT-Intro.mp3″]

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/001-FFT-Credits.mp3″]

The Promotional Video:

The Audition Advertisement (you can tell it’s 1999, because I felt the need to say the http:// when saying the name of the website [though, to be fair, it was a nonstandard URL {look I can nest brackets}]):

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bonus02-FFTauditionsopen.mp3″]

The “Death Trailer”:

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bonus03-HighQualitySadDeathTrailer.mp3″]

While listening to the various clips as they came in, it became clear that a lot of the incidental grunts groans and screams of pain could, when taken out of context, sound rather kinky. So, I made this dodgy little omake, the FFT Audio Pr0n:

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bonus04-FFTAudioPr0n.mp3″]

And that’s it! That’s all that’s left of the FFT Audio Drama.  Kind of sad in a way…

Internet Radio Play: Destiny

Radio Play (by Thomas Roche)

Back in the day, I wrote. A lot. Problem is, it was mostly fan fiction. Final Fantasy 7 fan fiction. Melodramatic Final Fantasy 7 fan fiction.  This is the sort of stuff you’d facepalm at if you ever stumbled into fanfiction.net.  In my defense, I was in high school, and pretty angsty, so you can’t really hold it against me.

At any rate, at the same time, my clique of internet friends were involved in doing internet radio plays.  Someone would write a script (usually anime or video game related), and then have people from all over the place record their lines, e-mail them in (remember, this was like, 1999 — a 5mb file was a big fucking deal), and then they’d get edited together by the director/producer and released.

I wanted in! So I made this. It’s not very good, but you know, whatever.  It’s a shame I don’t talk to the people in it anymore.  They’re cool cats, this one horrible nerdfest aside.

[wpaudio url=”http://life.enhasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/drama.Final_.Fantasy.7.Destiny.mp3-ZeaL.mp3″]